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Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song Ever

An online poll conducted in the ’90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever. After gathering data about people’s least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity, specifically engineered to sound unpleasant to the maximum percentage of listeners.

Amazingly, this “most unwanted music” contains little dissonance — that would have been too easy. For the most part, they seem to have tried to assemble these elements in a listenable way.

Komar & Melamid and David Soldier’s list of undesirable elements included holiday music, bagpipes, pipe organ, a children’s chorus and the concept of children in general (really?), Wal-Mart, cowboys, political jingoism, George Stephanopoulos, Coca Cola, bossanova synths, banjo ferocity, harp glissandos, oompah-ing tubas and much, much more. It’s actually a fascinating listen, worthwhile for the opera rapping alone.

- Wired

Well they failed because this is the most entertaining thing ever. 

my niece is jamming to this science has failed

the opera rapping kind of just sounds like mickey mouse

JESUS CHRIST I CAN’T BREATHE

IT DOES SOUND LIKE MICKY MOUSE

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

I half expected them to play Nickelback.

LMFAO IT REALLY SOUNDS LIKE MICKEY MOUSE. XD

At first I thought it was boring and okay and then the singing kicked in and I can’t breathe sweet potato have mercy on me

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE

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METRO NEWS: We had asked you before about working with green screens, but a lot of your performance demands a lot of intense cringing, because you move things with your mind…
MICHAEL FASSBENDER: Constipation, yes. I know, I was watching it last night thinking, “God, really. Just get on with it, man. Eat some prunes.” It’s like, how do you go about doing stuff like that? … But yeah, there were a few people laughing in the theater last night. I was like “shut up, all right? Give me a break, okay? You try fucking lifting a submarine, smart ass.” (x)

vaincre:

METRO NEWS: We had asked you before about working with green screens, but a lot of your performance demands a lot of intense cringing, because you move things with your mind…

MICHAEL FASSBENDER: Constipation, yes. I know, I was watching it last night thinking, “God, really. Just get on with it, man. Eat some prunes.” It’s like, how do you go about doing stuff like that? … But yeah, there were a few people laughing in the theater last night. I was like “shut up, all right? Give me a break, okay? You try fucking lifting a submarine, smart ass.” (x)

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Twentieth Century Fox theme on a recorder (x)

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Almost two and a half hours in and I still think this is one of the funniest parts of the Tony’s so far.

Tony Awards 2011 opening number

Fucking yes.

Is it possible to fall in love with a musical number?

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Having a jonfire with bon.

I think it was a rascal.

we ran away screaming omg mental image lmao

jzfjfzjstdythcbxgshgk everything
bon cocker

I want to print out all of his tweets and compile them together in one of those little inspirational quote books that people keep in their bathrooms

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Having a jonfire with bon.

I think it was a rascal.

we ran away screaming omg mental image lmao

jzfjfzjstdythcbxgshgk everything

bon cocker

I want to print out all of his tweets and compile them together in one of those little inspirational quote books that people keep in their bathrooms

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Hawke and Anders in a nutshell

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Justice = world’s biggest cockblock

TUMBLR YOU ARE KILLING MEEE

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It doesn't matter if you believe in God or not

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or if you support religion or not. Or hate religious people or not. God still loves you and Jesus died for your sins. He died, a horrible death, for you. And today, you’re sitting there stuffing your face full of food and candy to celebrate him. Who are you to celebrate Easter if you don’t even believe in God? So stop bashing religious people and grow up. You can say we preach love but don’t practice it. JESUS DIED ON A CROSS FOR YOU BECAUSE HE LOVES ALL OF YOU.

Appreciate that, assholes.

It doesn’t matter if you believe in Harry Potter or not or if you support the Wizarding World or not or hate Mudbloods or not. Harry still loves you and died to protect you. He died a horrible death for you. And today, you’re sitting there reading the books and watching the movies. Who are you to read the series if you don’t even believe in magic? So stop bashing wizards and grow up. You can say we preach about magic but don’t practice it. HARRY POTTER DIED IN THE FORBIDDEN FOREST FOR YOU TO PROTECT ALL OF YOU.

Appreciate that, Muggles.

 It doesn’t matter if you believe in the Doctor or not. Or if you support the Daleks or not. Or if you hate River Song or not. The Doctor still loves you and drove the Pandorica into the exploding TARDIS and died to protect you. He died a horrible death for you. And today, you’re watching the show and blogging about it. Who are you to watch the show if you don’t believe in aliens? So stop bashing Time Lords and fgrow up. You can say we preach about time travel but don’t practice it. THE DOCTOR DIED IN THE TARDIS EXPLOSION TO RESTORE THE UNIVERSE TO SAVE YOU ALL.

Appreciate that, humans.   

It doesn’t matter if you believe in Gandalf or not. Or if you support Frodo or not. Or hate Sauron or not. Gandalf still loves you and Gandalf died to help save Middle Earth.. He died, a horrible death,for you. And today, you’re sitting there reading Lord of the Rings and watching the movies. Who are you to read about it and watch the movies if you don’t even believe in Gandalf? So stop bashing wizards and grow up. You can say we preach about Frodo’s journey but don’t practice it. GANDALF DIED AFTER HE FOUGHT THE BALROG TO SAVE YOU ALL.

Appreciate that, big folk humans.

It doesn’t matter if you believe in Jacob or not or if you support John Locke or not or hate the Dharma Initiative or not. Jacob still loves you and Jack Shephard died for the island. He died a horrible death for you. And today you’re sitting there making theories and asking questions about the show. Who are you to cry over the finale if you don’t even believe in the island? So stop bashing the Oceanic Six and grow up. You can say Jacob preaches about morals but doesn’t practice them. JACK DIED ON THE ISLAND FOR YOU TO PROTECT THE WORLD.

Appreciate that, survivors.

It doesn’t matter if you believe in the force or not, or if you support the Rebel Alliance or not or hate Palpatine or not. Luke Skywalker still loves you and those Ewoks died in the Battle of Endor to help destroy the second death star. They died a horrible death for you. And today you’re sitting there making fun of them and watching the Ewok cartoon. Who are you to enjoy those cuddly faces if you don’t even believe in the force? So stop trashing their stumpy legs and grow up. THOSE EWOKS DIED ON ENDOR TO DEFEAT THE EMPIRE.

Appreciate that, free bitchez.

 It doesn’t matter if you believe in Dean and Sam Winchester or if you support demons or angels. The Winchesters will still fight for you and keep you safe. Sam Winchester still dragged Lucifer into the cage with Michael to save the world. The Winchesters have all died multiple deaths for you. And you sitting there laughing about them and making fun of Sam’s hair? Who are you to be saved from a wendigo if you can’t even realize how tough the boys have it? So stop hating on the Winchesters. THEY HAVE SAVED YOUR LIFE MULTIPLE TIMES WITHOUT YOU EVEN KNOWING IT.

Appreciate that, Mooses.

Holy fucking god. this is amazing.

It doesn’t matter if you support Batman or not. Or hate superheroes or not. Batman still loves you and Bruce died to save Earth. He died was teleported through time for you. And today, you’re sitting there supporting past Robins and Batgirls to celebrate him. Who are you to celebrate Batman if you don’t even like Bruce Wayne? So stop bashing Batman and grow up. You can say he preaches justice but doesn’t practice it. BRUCE WAYNE WAS SHOT BY AN OMEGA BEAM FOR YOU BECAUSE HE LOVES ALL OF YOU.

Appreciate that, Grayson.

It doesn’t matter if you believe in Liquid Snake or not, or if you were a former member of Foxhound or not. Or hate the PMCs. The Patriots still love you and Liquid Snake was transformed into a psychic talking arm so that they could continue creating context. And today, you’re sitting there smoking your cigarettes and hiding in cardboard boxes trying to infiltrate Outer Haven. Who are you to try to bring down Liquid Ocelot’s military empire if you don’t even believe in him? So stop bashing on Outer Haven and grow up. You can say that war, war has changed and that the world would be better off without snakes. LIQUID SNAKE GOT PUNCHED IN THE FACE ON TOP OF METAL GEAR REX BECAUSE LA LI LU LE LO.

Appreciate that, Philanthropy.

It doesn’t matter if you believe in The Gate or not. Or if you’re an alchemist or not. Or hate the military or not. Edward Elric still loves you and Alphonse died for nothing. He died, a horrible death, for no reason. And today, you’re sitting there stuffing your face full of food and candy to celebrate him. Who are you to celebrate the liberation of Amestris if you don’t even believe in alchemy? So stop bashing state alchemists and grow up. You can say we preach ‘equivalent exchange’ but don’t practice it. ALPHONSE DIED IN A BASEMENT FOR NOTHING BECAUSE HE LOVES HIS MOTHER.

Appreciate that, homunculi.

 It doesn’t matter if you believe in Soul Society or not. Or if you support the shinigami or not. Or hate Aizen or not.  The shinigami still protect you and Ichigo died for your safety. He died a horrible death several times, and then came back, for you. And you’re there reading the manga and sitting through the fillers to celebrate him. Who are you to call Kubo a troll if you don’t know how difficult it is to control your inner Hollow? So stop bashing Ichigo’s constant power-ups and gigantic mullet and grow up.  You can say Kubo should be “filling plot holes” but doesn’t do so.  ICHIGO DIED AND CAME BACK SEVERAL TIMES BECAUSE NOBODY DIES IN BLEACH.

Appreciate that, Quincies.

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UGUUUU~~~~ TJ-KUN~
(we…we’re still friends, right? o-oh god)


AHAHAHA OH MY GOD


handwritten apology is in the mail

 Not pictured: colliding with and faceplanting into TJ’s chest hair

DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE



all right EK finish it up you beautiful human, i’ve not gotten a lick of work done today~


and this, my darlings, is one of the many reasons i adore this woman. YES FOREVER~

need this on my blog

 HOW IN THE WORLD DID I MISS THIS ASLKDJKFJD

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UGUUUU~~~~ TJ-KUN~

(we…we’re still friends, right? o-oh god)

AHAHAHA OH MY GOD

handwritten apology is in the mail

Not pictured: colliding with and faceplanting into TJ’s chest hair

DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

all right EK finish it up you beautiful human, i’ve not gotten a lick of work done today~

and this, my darlings, is one of the many reasons i adore this woman. YES FOREVER~

need this on my blog

 HOW IN THE WORLD DID I MISS THIS ASLKDJKFJD

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Like I promised Aelghoop
Me reading Hans Von Hozel’s Inception

SGDHSOUDGHSAOGUHASD
VANESS I AM NOT EVEN LYING TO YOU WHEN I SAY I AM SOBBING
CAN NOT BREATHE NO AIR
ASGHSDOUGHASD OH MY GOD I AM PUTTING THIS ON MY IPOD AND PUTTING IT ON REPEAT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE 

I AM CRYING OH GOD

I AM SOBBING, HOLY CHRIST I CANNOT

MY MOTHER IS SHOUTING AT ME TO EXPLAIN MYSEFL BUT I CANT
KSDLJHFLKSDHFLKSDJFLSK:D

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE WHAT THE FUCK IS AIR

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Professor Oak and Ash Ketchum- “I’m Giving Santa A Pikachu This Christmas”

LOLOLOL

I’LL HIDE IT IN MY STOCKING

AND HE’LL FIND IT RATHER SHOCKING

 Oh my god this is an actual song that was actually recorded I don’t think I can handle anything anymore

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